Цитаты из книги Trust in Me

Holy shit? She said yes? I had to force myself to play cool, because I was about to fist pump the sky or some shit.

The truth was, if I was perfect, it was only because of her. It would only ever be because of her.

I'm going to marry that girl one day.

As cocky as this sounds, I knew I could walk onto that campus and get a date with the nearest available girl. Probably even a girl who wasn’t available, but with Avery, it was like trying to hit on a nun. And not a naughty nun.

I’ve been trying to get you to say I’m wonderful from the first time you plowed into me. If I’d known that all it would take was handing you a toothbrush, I would have done that a long time ago. My loss.

Why? Because of my near godlike perfection?.

That’s about all you know.

If Avery was a whore, so was a nun.

I’d been taking things slow, so slow I wondered if I could go any slower. Every night I ended up going one on one with myself to the point that my hand was starting to get numb while I took notes in class.

Texas was ungodly hot. Like the circles of hell kind of hot.

Anthing else you're allergic to? Besides penecellin and guys who bust up into my Apartment? No.